remember when everybody on youtube had some variation of this as their avatar
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On the long list of strange things I do at college, my favorite is that I’m the treasurer for the underwater hockey team and at some point, I’m going to have to teach someone else how to do that.
I was on 8tracks looking for new playlists and found this
I really don’t know what I expected.
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so my boyfriend and I tried roleplaying the other day and we did the whole “professor and bad student who needs to pass” thing, only he wanted to be the professor, so I had to be the horny and failing student. I’m the valedictorian of my senior class of 400 and I have a horrible phobia of flunking, so when he whispered “you’re failing my class, you naughty girl” in my ear, I started crying and we had to stop
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I shall be headed to college once again tomorrow and you shall again witness my disappearance. I shall likely return in a few months. Stay well, all.
Seduction is about intelligence and wit. Someone who makes me laugh has every chance to seduce me.
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Unagi Travel is a Japanese travel agency for stuffed animals. For a small tour fee and the cost of shipping your fluffy friends to Japan, they will show them the sights of Tokyo and post adorable photo updates of the entire journey on Facebook.
Photo credits: facebook.com/unagitravel
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I know that I’m an adult, but I need a higher level adult.
— words that just left my lips and describe my current life. (via enjolrastopheles
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